The Bitch is Back.

Ugh. I thought she was out of our lives. But stupid Facebook says otherwise.
My father and his mistress are like two higschool kids. And now that we have all admitted to him that we actually never liked her at all...she's back. Ha.

Well father, I hope you two can fall back into your routine of drinking copius amounts of wine, smoking pot, and adding to your mountains of debt by showering yourselves with gifts and vacations.

Thanks for setting such a great example. Fortunately, I have never looked up to you in the first place.